幽默的英语句子(优选3篇)

幽默的英语句子 篇一

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity challenged.

I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.

I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?

I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.

I may be a hot mess, but at least I'm not boring.

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in Candy Crush.

I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I'm sleeping.

I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see.

I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.

I'm not a complete idiot, there are some parts missing.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

幽默的英语句子 篇二

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.

I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?

I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person.

I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not clumsy. I'm just gravity challenged.

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I'm not a smart aleck. I'm a skilled conversationalist.

I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.

I may be a hot mess, but at least I'm not boring.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

幽默的英语句子 篇三

幽默的英语句子汇总

　　1. His stories are spiced with humor.

　　他的小说里有很多幽默风趣的.片断。

　　2. The little play was sprinkled with humor and local idiom. 这个短剧很幽默风趣，用了本地方言。

　　3. To keep strict teaching attitude, maintaining humorous teaching style

　　教学态度严谨并保持幽默风趣的课堂风格。

　　4. How to tell funny jokes

　　如何表现幽默风趣

　　5. I never lost my head but I think I will just go home now

　　你以为我幽默风趣其实我乏味孤僻你以为我温柔多情其实我粗暴无理

　　6. My host family , like other Americans , were so humorous that they often made fun of themselves

　　我住的那家人像其他美国人一样，幽默风趣，常拿自己开玩笑。

　　7. The pig year and the knife - shape currency are part of the Chinese culture. A humor work with deep meanings

　　“猪年” 、刀币，都是中国的文化，作品幽默风趣，寓意深刻。

　　9. Therefore, it has many rhetoric functions: being humorous,

　　sarcastic and euphemistic, mediating conflict and enlightening imagination

　　英语歧义具有幽默风趣、辛辣讽刺、委婉含蓄、调和冲突、启发想像等多种修辞功能。

　　10. Cleverness, like the dog, good - hearted, like music, like the delicacies , the humor and wit , act towards people kind , value the friend ! Can’t cheat me

　　聪明,喜欢狗,有爱心,喜欢音乐,喜欢美食,幽默风趣,待人和蔼,重视朋友!不能骗我