搞笑英文句子【精简3篇】
搞笑英文句子 篇一
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.
搞笑英文句子 篇三
关于搞笑英文句子
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。下面是小编整理的关于搞笑英语句子，欢迎阅读!
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的`小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should
have experience when look for a job?
诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?
你瘋了嗎?
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
When two‘s company， three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
Two heads are better than one
三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。
The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more
you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多;忘记的越多， 忘记的越多;知道的越少，为什么学来着?
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you?
大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
One should love animals They are so tasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.一
天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。
Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
