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可笑的句子英文(精简3篇)

可笑的句子英文 篇一

Have you ever noticed that "bed" looks like a bed?

Sometimes I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like a human!"

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked my dog what's on top of a house. He said "woof."

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

I asked my dog what's on top of a house. He said "roof."

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Have you ever noticed that "bed" looks like a bed?

Sometimes I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like a human!"

可笑的句子英文 篇二

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

I asked my dog what's on top of a house. He said "roof."

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Have you ever noticed that "bed" looks like a bed?

Sometimes I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like a human!"

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

可笑的句子英文 篇三

可笑的句子英文 精选53句

1. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁啊!

2. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

3. Want money no,want life one! 要钱没有,要命一条!

4. Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.

5. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

6. people hate big name,pig hate big fat.

7. 每天早点睡,没事少玩点手机,对手机不好。Go to bed early every day. Don't play with your cell phone.

8. 脑子是个好东西,但如果你胸大,没有也行。A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

9. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

10. 昨天是历史,今天是开始,明天谁都不好使!

Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow no one can make!

11. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

12. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我,我问谁?

13. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

14. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把火

15. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

16. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

17. no three no four 不三不四

18. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

19. big one mother 大姨妈

20. 何以解忧,唯有暴富。How to solve the worry, only rich.

21. 别惹我,否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die in rhythm.

22. 我看起来太胖,是被生活打肿的。I look too fat. I've been beaten up by life.

23. 别跟我谈感情,谈感情伤钱。Don't talk to me about feelings, feelings hurt money

24. Sick as a dog 病重

25. how are you ? how old are you?

26. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

27. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

28. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

29. know is know noknow is noknow

30. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

31. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!

32. we two who and who?

33. A tall order 强人所难

34. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

35. 这个夏天,不出门感觉在浪费生命,出门感觉在送命。This summer, do not go out feeling in the waste of life, go out feeling in death.

36. 一般般的我,一般般的亮。一般般的你,我看不上!Just like me, just like bright. General of you, I despise!

37. what’s up?

38. 不管你势力多大请好好和我说话!No matter how powerful you are, please talk to me!

39. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

40. 我要去宇宙了,回来摘星星给你。I'm going out into the universe. I'll come back and pick up the stars for you.

41. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

42. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

43. no money no talk 没钱免谈

44. 答应我,假如喜欢我,那就不要客气。Promise me that if you like me, you're welcome.

45. You Give Me Stop!!

46. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

47. you me you me

48. Love who who 爱谁谁。

49. 希望大家理智的追星,不要为我熬坏了身体。I hope that everyone rational pursuit of the star, not for me to boil the bad body.

50. 空有一颗学习的心,偏偏生了一条挂科的命。There is an empty heart to learn, but gave birth to a failing life.

51. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

52. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲

53. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

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