英语演讲幽默范文高中【实用6篇】

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇一："A Day in the Life of a Sleepyhead"

Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, and fellow students,

Today, I stand before you to share a humorous story about my daily struggles as a perpetually sleepy high school student. I'm sure many of you can relate!

Every morning, my alarm clock becomes my mortal enemy. No matter how much sleep I get, waking up is always a struggle. It's like a wrestling match between my cozy bed and the responsibilities of the day. And let me tell you, my bed is undefeated!

Once I finally manage to drag myself out of bed, I stumble my way to the bathroom. Now, I don't know about you, but my bedhead game is strong. I'm talking about hair that looks like it's been struck by lightning! It's a miracle if I can tame it into something halfway presentable.

Next comes the challenge of getting dressed. Now, I'm not the most fashion-forward person, but even I know that wearing mismatched socks and inside-out shirts is not a good look. But in my sleep-deprived state, fashion sense goes out the window. Who has time to worry about fashion when you're half-asleep?

Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, but for me, it's more like an obstacle course. Trying to pour milk into a bowl of cereal without spilling is like trying to tiptoe through a minefield. And don't even get me started on trying to butter toast without accidentally launching it across the room. It's a true test of coordination!

Finally, I make it to school, where staying awake becomes my ultimate challenge. As soon as the first class starts, my eyelids begin their battle against gravity. I've tried everything from pinching myself to splashing water on my face, but nothing seems to work. My classmates have probably seen me nod off more times than they can count. I'm like a walking snooze button!

But despite all these struggles, I've learned to embrace my sleepiness. It's become a part of who I am. And hey, at least I have some interesting stories to tell, right?

So, fellow sleepyheads, let's unite and embrace our love for sleep. Let's create a world where napping is a recognized sport and where snoozing is celebrated. Because, let's be honest, life is just too short to be awake all the time!

Thank you for your attention, and may we all find our way back to our cozy beds tonight!

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇二："The Art of Procrastination"

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and fellow procrastinators,

Today, I want to share with you the art of procrastination. Now, I know what you're thinking. Procrastination is often seen as a negative habit, but I'm here to argue that it can be a skill worth mastering.

First of all, let me clarify that procrastination is not laziness. It's a delicate dance between productivity and relaxation. It's like balancing a plate of responsibilities on one hand and a Netflix remote on the other.

One of the perks of procrastination is the thrill of last-minute deadlines. There's nothing quite like the rush of adrenaline that comes from completing a project just moments before it's due. It's like a rollercoaster ride for your emotions, with twists and turns that keep you on the edge of your seat.

Another benefit of procrastination is the creativity that comes from desperation. When you're up against the clock, you suddenly become the Picasso of problem-solving. You find innovative ways to finish tasks quickly and efficiently, like a master magician pulling rabbits out of a hat.

And let's not forget the power of the "procrastination excuse." It's a skill that can come in handy when you need to buy some extra time. Who needs to clean their room when they can say, "I was too busy working on my important project"? It's a foolproof strategy!

But perhaps my favorite aspect of procrastination is the community it creates. Procrastinators unite! We have our own secret language of excuses and our own rituals of late-night cramming sessions. We understand the struggle and can offer each other support, even if it's just through a text message at 3 a.m.

Now, I'm not saying that procrastination is the key to success. It's important to find a balance and manage our time wisely. But let's not underestimate the art of procrastination. It's a skill that can bring joy, creativity, and a sense of camaraderie into our lives.

So, my fellow procrastinators, let's celebrate our unique approach to life. Let's embrace our love for the last-minute rush and the creative chaos that comes with it. And remember, if you ever need someone to procrastinate with, I'm just a text message away!

Thank you for your attention, and may we all find the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination!

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇三

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold my topic is about choice and research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.

Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths , I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇四

once upon a time, a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he was walking, suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right behind him. quickly, the little ant covered himself with dirt, but one leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything, so she flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: “hey, chicken! watch out your leg, it’s out!” the ant felt embarrassed at first but then calmly responded: “ shi…i am going to trip that elephant.”

right now, i’m standing on this glamorous stage. but everything here reminds me of is a not so fun memory. around this time last year i was in nanjing competing in another speech contest. that was the first time for me to be in such a large event. of course the pressure i was under was immense too. after a sleepless and stressful night, i went onto that stage without the feeling in my legs. that speech turned out to be horrible. i don’t remember how i get down from there, but i do remember afterwards i just wanted to find a hole to hide in just like the ant in the story. back at my school, it took a long time for me to recover. thanks to all the help i got from my special friends. my confidence was restored. after rounds of giving speeches and answering tough questions, i am here today. from all that i’ve been through i’ve learned that a good future is based on a forgotten past, if i want my life to go on well i have to let go of my past failure. so today, with out fear, i am tripping my elephant again.

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇五

good afternoon，ladies and gentlemen!

i’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to ask a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream—— about life.

everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners(水手),we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.

i have a dream: to be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients. may let the human change the health. at the same time, i believed that, those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. therefore, i hoped in the near future ,i might be a doctor.

but i know，life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .

young!fortunately, i am young now. just due to it, i know that nothing is firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. if i can't realize my dream,it result from that i haven't work harder enough and i won't find other excuses. if no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right. if you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth.

_my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains._ at some time in the past i also had am bitious words and i had some achievements. each achievement results from my hard work. i always believe that _if you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder._ in some extent, the dream is the hope. if you can insist on doing something, the victory will come.

hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. so my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today. let's--- move ----out!

thank you for your listening!

英语演讲幽默范文高中 篇六

What is friendship? It is to relate with somebody without need for money or objective. It is to need emotion and over wealth is friendship , no matter what their background , age , --- or personality.

Friendship can be pure. We hear , nowdays, however, how one can be cheated by friends. Many people get along with someone because they have a lot of money. It is doultful that is real friendship.

Having friends, one can be find happiness. If you are in trouble your friends will help you through or at least comfort you. When you are happy , they share it with you. They are also there for you to chat with at any time.

It is a wonderful feeling, as the proverb says_ to love each other is easy but to make frieds is hard_, So, it is crutial that we should get along with our friends. In my opinon ,it is a shame to deceive your friends . The world would be more beautiful if it was full of filled with friendship

翻译:友谊是什么?友谊是一种不需要钱或者物质来维持的人与人之间的'关系。无论人们的背景，年龄，性别或者个性怎样，友谊的维系需要感情多过财富。

友谊应该是纯洁的。然而，现今我们常常听到的是一个人怎样被他的朋友所欺骗。许多人与人走近是因为他们拥有很多的金钱。而这是否是真正的友谊令人怀疑。

通过交朋友，一个人会感到快乐。如果你有麻烦，你的朋友会帮助你，至少会支持鼓励你。当你开心时，他们会与你分享。他们会在任何时候倍你聊天。

正如谚语说的：爱别人是容易的，但与人交朋友是困难的，这是一种奇妙的感觉。所以，与我们的朋友走近是相当重要的。我认为欺骗朋友是可耻的。如果这个世界充满友谊，那么这个世界将会更加美丽。