初二英语作文搞笑范文(最新6篇)

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇一

Title: The Day I Became a Superhero

One day, I woke up with extraordinary powers. I could fly, become invisible, and even shoot laser beams from my eyes. I was thrilled to have become a superhero overnight.

Excitedly, I decided to test out my powers. I flew around my room, knocking over furniture and accidentally breaking a lamp. Oops! It turns out that flying takes a bit of practice.

Next, I tried to become invisible. I snuck up behind my little brother and whispered in his ear. He turned around and screamed, causing me to burst into laughter. Unfortunately, my laughter gave away my position, and my brother ran after me, trying to figure out where I was hiding.

With my laser beam eyes, I thought I could help my mom with her cooking. I focused my eyes on the raw chicken on the counter, and to my surprise, it turned into a perfectly roasted chicken. My mom was amazed, but then I accidentally turned the vegetables into a pile of ashes. Well, at least we had a delicious chicken for dinner!

As the day went on, I realized that being a superhero wasn't as easy as it seemed. I had to be careful with my powers and use them responsibly. Otherwise, I might cause more trouble than I could handle.

At school, I couldn't resist showing off my powers to my friends. During recess, I flew high above the playground, but then I got stuck in a tree. My friends had to call the teacher to help me down. It was quite embarrassing, but we all had a good laugh about it.

By the end of the day, I had learned an important lesson. Being a superhero wasn't just about having cool powers; it was about using those powers to help others and make the world a better place.

So, even though I was no longer a superhero the next day, I still felt like one on the inside. I knew that I could make a difference in my own way, even without superpowers. And maybe, just maybe, one day my dreams of becoming a real superhero would come true.

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇二

Title: The Misadventures of a Clumsy Teenager

One sunny afternoon, I decided to take a walk in the park. Little did I know that it would turn into one of the most hilariously clumsy days of my life.

As I strolled along the path, I noticed a group of ducks swimming in a pond. Being the animal lover that I am, I wanted to get closer for a better look. But as I stepped closer to the edge, I tripped over my own feet and fell face-first into the water. The ducks quacked in surprise and swam away, leaving me soaking wet and embarrassed.

Determined to shake off my clumsiness, I continued my walk. However, my luck didn't seem to improve. I accidentally bumped into a lamppost, causing a bird's nest to fall on my head. The mother bird squawked angrily at me while her babies chirped in confusion. I quickly apologized and tried to fix the nest, but ended up making an even bigger mess.

Feeling defeated, I decided to sit on a bench and rest for a while. As I sat down, I didn't notice that the bench was wet from the rain earlier. I let out a yelp as my pants soaked through, leaving me with a big wet spot on my behind. People passing by couldn't help but giggle at my misfortune.

To make matters worse, I then accidentally dropped my ice cream cone onto my shoe. As I tried to clean it off, I slipped on the melted ice cream and fell backwards, landing in a pile of mud. Now covered in mud and ice cream, I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Despite the embarrassing moments, I learned to embrace my clumsiness and find the humor in every situation. Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously, and sometimes it's okay to laugh at our own mishaps.

So, as I left the park that day, still covered in mud and with a smile on my face, I couldn't help but look forward to the next misadventure that awaited me. After all, what's life without a little laughter and a few clumsy moments?

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇三

The star in the sky were were crowded,and others were separate.

Then I found the stars were not the same were many colors,white,gray,light

blue,orange,and so was really that time,the sky was like blue damask decorated by millions of bright diamonds.

Looking up the sky,I saw the was like a naughty child.

Sometimes it hid in the clouds and sometimes it got out of the seemsed to play_hide and

seek_with stars around the moon,however,were as girls,hiding themselves in the clouds.

Oh,what a beautiful sky!

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇四

I get up at seven o’clock in the morning every day. After I brush my teeth and wash face, I eat my breakfast. My mother makes the breakfast for me. I go to school at 7:30am, and come back from school at 6 pm. Before I go to bed I will do some homework. I usually go to sleep at 10 pm. On the weekend, I will go to play football with my friends, in the summer we like to go swimming. These are my daily life.

我每天早上7点起床。刷牙洗脸之后我就吃早餐，早餐是我妈妈做的。我7：30去学校，下午6点放学。在我上床睡觉之前我会做一些作业。我平时是10点睡觉。周末的时候，我会跟朋友去踢足球，夏天时去游泳。这些就是我的日常生活。

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇五

Campus activities have been organized in many universities and colleges. These activities range from academic to recreational, such as academic reports, social consulting services, speech contests, poet's club, painting clubs, singing and dancing groups, activities provide students with two major advantages. First of all, they play a positive role in improving students' studies. Due to their heavy schedules, students are often busy themselves with textbooks and seldom expose themselves to a colorful life. But the variety of the activities provides opportunities for them to relax themselves and enrich their minds and knowledge. In addition, the activities also serve students living in the “ivory tower” have little chance to get in touch with society. Now the activities open the door for participants to leave their classrooms and get to know this offers an important means for students to broaden their horizons. They believe with the right kind of guidance and help campus activities will continue to grow and flourish.。

初二英语作文搞笑范文 篇六

My favourite movie—Titanic

A precious stone which called _The Heart of Ocean_brought a love story between Rose and Jack.

They met on Titanic and fell in love with each the way to love, they came across many obstacles but days after the Titanic set out, a very big iceberg floated towards ship was holed by an people cannot be saved besides Rose and is the biggest obstacle for love to other to save Rose,Jack lay down his life.

In this movie,when teh ship suffered the unexpected,some people would rather help other people than save themselves,such as the sailors and the moved me the movie made me thought a lot in some fields,such as relationship of the people around example,when we are facing love,how to express our feeling to our lovers and deal the problem about love with them;When we are facing the social problems,how to settle them perfectly? Let's suppose we are on the Titanic and taking different positions,what we should do when the unexpected coming?In my opinion,diferent people take the different positions and we do different things in society,but the most important thing is that we should assume our responsibilities.