英语幽默的笑话【精彩3篇】

英语幽默的笑话 篇一

How to Catch a Thief

One day, a police officer was patrolling the streets of a small town when he noticed a man acting suspiciously. The man was constantly looking over his shoulder and seemed to be in a hurry. The police officer decided to follow him and see what he was up to.

As the man walked through the town, he entered a jewelry store and quickly grabbed a diamond necklace from the display. He then ran out of the store and started running down the street. The police officer chased after him, but the man was fast and it seemed like he was getting away.

Just when it looked like the thief would escape, the police officer had an idea. He shouted, "Stop! In the name of the law!" The thief stopped running and turned around, surprised to see the police officer standing there.

"Give me back the necklace," the police officer demanded. The thief reluctantly handed over the stolen necklace. The police officer then thanked him and said, "You're under arrest for stealing. But I have to say, that was a pretty impressive sprint. Have you ever considered joining the track and field team?"

The thief was taken aback by the unexpected compliment. He replied, "No, I've never really thought about it."

"Well, you definitely have the talent for it," the police officer said with a smile. "Maybe you should give it a try."

The thief was so taken aback by the officer's unexpected encouragement that he actually started considering the idea. Maybe he could turn his life around and pursue a career in athletics.

And so, the unlikely duo walked back to the police station together, chatting about running techniques and training schedules. The thief realized that sometimes, even in the midst of a crime, there can be a glimmer of hope and a chance for redemption.

英语幽默的笑话 篇二

The Talking Dog

A man was walking through the park one day when he came across another man sitting on a bench. What caught his attention was the fact that the man sitting on the bench had a dog next to him, and the dog seemed to be talking.

Curiosity got the better of him, and the man approached the dog owner. "Excuse me, sir," he said, "but I couldn't help but notice that your dog seems to be talking. How is that possible?"

The dog owner smiled and replied, "Oh, my dog is very clever. He's learned to speak English."

Amazed, the man asked, "Really? Can he speak any other languages?"

The dog owner thought for a moment and then said, "I'm not sure. Let me ask him." He turned to his dog and said, "Rover, can you speak any other languages?"

To the man's astonishment, the dog replied, "Of course! I can speak French, German, and even Chinese!"

The man couldn't believe his ears. He turned to the dog owner and said, "This is incredible! You should take your dog to the circus or something!"

The dog owner chuckled and said, "Well, I've thought about it, but why should I? He's already fluent in three languages, and he can even do tricks!"

Curious, the man asked, "What kind of tricks can he do?"

The dog owner smiled mischievously and said, "Well, for one, he can read minds. Would you like me to prove it?"

Intrigued, the man agreed. The dog owner turned to his dog and said, "Rover, what am I thinking right now?"

The dog paused for a moment and then replied, "You're thinking that this man is gullible enough to believe that I can actually read minds!"

The man burst into laughter, realizing that he had been tricked. The dog owner and his talking dog walked away, leaving the man still chuckling to himself.

Sometimes, even the most unbelievable things can bring a smile to our faces and remind us that there is always room for a little bit of magic and humor in our lives.

英语幽默的笑话 篇三

　　英语幽默笑话：出什么问题了

　　What was wrong ?

　　出什么问题了？

　　When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered，"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."

　　当我刚搬到加州住的时候，我对地震极为紧张。而我那位在加州土生土长的朋友丽莎却对此完全无动于衷.我记得有一次我们在等红灯的时候，她的本田车开始抖动起来。她看起来很担心，直到我结结巴巴地说：“我想我们是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口气说道，“谢天谢地，我还以为是我的车出问题了。”

　　英语幽默笑话：肉食部

　　The meat department

　　肉食部

　　My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.

　　我的办公室设在由超市改装过的一座大厦

　　One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“

　　有一天，我听见前台秘书在电话里描述我们的位置。她说：“记得老杂货店吗？你能在肉食部找到我们。”

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